The Black Friday blues

It's Black Friday,

It's that time of year,

To bag a good bargain,

Be of good cheer.

Shall I battle the crowds,

Maybe go into town,

To save a few pennies,

It would be stressful, I frown!

So I sit on the sofa,

And go on the net,

I can shop in such comfort,

On that you can bet.

I hit the first site,

See bargains with glee,

That's lots of nice savings,

Plenty of goodies for me.

Into my basket,

The items I pop,

Then it is time,

To pay for my shop.

Welcome back!

The page it does say,

Input your password,

And then you can pay.

But I can't remember,

It's been quite a while

Send a reminder,

It's easy, I smile.

But it's not to be,

Because the link,

Goes to the wrong place!

I sit, groan and think!

I can't be bothered,

With shopping right now.

My head is now pounding,

There's sweat on my brow!

I think I'll just wait,

For a day, maybe two,

Then maybe my order,

Will checkout, go through.

With all good intentions,

I started my day,

But now, Black Friday,

Please go away!